New from Rooters' Press Agency

Spotted on algae.com:
LONDON, SUNDAY:- Refugees from Earth were today offered a lifeline by the Clangers, who have issued a statement that "People wishing to find an escape from the bigotry, violence, pollution, random killings, pointless hatred and general stupid-wankerism of this unhappy planet can come and live with us, if they don't mind eating soup every day. We will even allow them to reproduce, like the orange froglets."
This information was welcomed by representatives of people with more intelligence than the average crocus. Colin from my jobseekers course said "Fantastic, when can we go?"
Earth people will be picked up later this months in the musical space boat by Tiny Clanger, who added "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."