Fitba/feeling unwell

I am trying terribly hard to avoid turning this into When Where and Why I had a fit, incorporating how awful I felt at the time, what I missed on tv and in real life, and how disappointed I am; but I had one last night because I missed my tablets earlier on, so it was entirely my fault. I am also going to try to avoid turning this into a series of personal attacks on Michael Howard, but not terribly hard, so I will simply mention his verdict on the tory campaign so far, which is not that far from Lynton Crosby's (which everyone, allegedly, is talking about). He was asked on We the Jury or Whatever the Fuck it Is how he thought it was going and he said that he was a football fan [in passing may I mention that all politicians, from whatever party, who go on about how much they like football make me want to vomit] and it was quite common for a team to be 2-0 down at half-time and make a miraculous comeback in the second week, sorry half. From the Guardian:
But Mr Howard admitted that his beloved team [this being Liverpool - me] did not provide a great precedent. "We were ahead [in the Carling Cup final against Chelsea] until the last 10 minutes and then we were screwed."

This shows that he is desperate:
a. he seems to have been talking about Lynton Crosby
b. he finished an anecdote with the phrase 'and then we were screwed.'